the best Humor & Jokes in www.markehrlich.com

Could You be Deceived? ... thanks to Dave Maltz
Day-Oh!!! ... come Mr. Taliban ... ... thanks to Jason Smith
Dennis Miller & commentary on ‘One Nation UNDER GOD’ ... thanks to George Fiske
Did He or Did He Not ... ?
Dilbert by Scott Adams
Do Your Patriotic Duty! ... thanks to Justin Gammino
Does a Bear...? ... thanks to Jim Phelps
Don’t Drink and Fly ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez
Don’t Ever Call Me Again Jacques ‘Iraq’ Chirac! ... thanks to Phil Clack
Don’t Lose Your Head!
if Dr. Suess was a Woman ... thanks to Joseph Turner
the Drunk Pumpkin ... thanks to Amber Benjamin & Lucile Paquette
Enough is enough !!! - Where will it end ??? ... thanks to Brian Burleson
the Evolution of Man and Woman ...
Female or Shemale ... can you tell?
the First Afghan Missle Hits America ... thanks to Stu Gandolfo
Florida is ready for 2004 - Florida’s New Voting Device ... thanks to Aaron Trischler
the Florida (Palm Beach County) Ballot ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez
Garfield by Jim Davis
a Good Name ??? ... thanks to Bruce Brandt
Happy Halloween ... thanks to Aaron Trischler
the ‘Hillary’ KFC special ... thanks to Bruce Brandt
Honey... Let Me Explain...
a Horror Movie! ... thanks to Bob Ashton
How Fights Start ... thanks to Bruce Brandt
How Files REALLY get Corrupted!
I Wish These Were Brains! ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez
If Condoms Had Sponsors ... ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez
If only my wife... ... thanks to Toni Gurga
the (Official) Iraqi Voting Form / Ballot ... thanks to Yusef Messallam
an Iraqi Voting Booth / Machine ... thanks to Yusef Messallam
the Kilt ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez
Knock! Knock! ... thanks to Joanne Arguello
Laid by the Best!!!
Line them Beers UP! ... thanks to Jim Phelps
Microsoft Windows 95 ... thanks to Vito Victor
Monica & Bill humor page - bumper stickers - images ... thanks to anymouse
the Moron Party ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez
the Mystery of Britney Spears’ Boobs! ... thanks to Lani Clough
a ... new meaning to “Double Vision” (ouch!) ... thanks to Chris Knight
the New UPS Uniform (Oh my God!!!) ... thanks to Justin Gammino
Non Sequitur by Wiley
an Osama Swing Set ... thanks to Justin Gammino
a Paradox? ... thanks to John Ciezki
Pay Attention!!!
the Perfect Gift for Guys ... thanks to Aaron Trischler
Prayboy - the magazine for Catholic Priests ... thanks to Aaron Trischler
Priceless!
Ready? — Twist ...
Reasons Men Should NOT Babysit! ... thanks to Heidi’s Jokes & Humor pages
a Redneck Swimming Pool
Revenge of the Mice! ... thanks to George Fiske
A Sad Day on Sesame Street ... thanks to Steve Hollingsworth
Save Michael Jackson’s Baby!!! ... thanks to James Goodwin
Save the Whale ... thanks to Mel Alvey
How to determine the Sex of a Fish ... thanks to Bob Noble
a Sign From God? ... thanks to Pete Picanso
Starr Wars (an oldie but goodie)
about Suffocating Men
Taliban Singles Online ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez
Thongs ... thanks to Bruce Brandt
the Three Stooges ... thanks to Brian Burleson
the Traffic Sign Story
Truth in Advertising ... thanks to Brian ‘Robot’ Burleson
from the Victoria’s Secret catalog ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez
a Vision Test ... thanks to Joanne Arguello
Voting for Dummies ... thanks to George Fiske
Welcome Saddam ... ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez
What if we Lose the War? ... thanks to Fred Balaban
What is She Wearing?
What’s Wrong With This Picture? ... thanks to Brian Sheppard
What You’ve Wanted to Know About Bra Sizes ... ... thanks to Bruce Brandt
Where Animal Crackers REALLY come from!
Why Some Women Can NOT Fix Cars ... ... thanks to Bob Noble
the World According to the U.S.
the World’s Worst Job!
the Y2K - Millennium Bug ... thanks to Heidi’s Jokes & Humor pages
Yellow Suits Him Well (a picture is worth a thousand words) ... thanks to Bill Koontz
You Tested Positive for COKE! ... thanks to Bob Ashton

Computers, Technology, Microsoft & Apple, Bill Gates (& other stuff)

if AOL was a city
the Apple & Microsoft Engineers (an oldie but goodie)

all just a case of Bad Cellular ... thanks to Aaron Trischler
Philip Greenspun’s Bill Gates humor site
more Bill Gates/Microsoft humor (on Yahoo)

Click on the Totally Lost Icon! ... thanks to Bob Ashton
Computer Acronyms ... thanks to Marcella Laddon
a Computer Contest Between Jesus and Satan ... thanks to Steve Hollingsworth
Computer Error Messages in Haiku ... thanks to Kathi Henry
Computers... are they Masculine or Feminine? ... thanks to George Fiske
if Dr. Suess was a Network Administrator ... thanks to Therese Rose
you know you’re an Email Junkie when ... thanks to Bill Koontz
the Fry’s Electronics Employment Application ... thanks to Ray Johns
if GM made cars like Microsoft makes Windows
High ‘Tech’ Society ... thanks to George Fiske

How Files REALLY get Corrupted!
the Husband 1.0 operating system ... thanks to Justin Gammino

Microsoft Windows 95 ... thanks to Vito Victor

Revenge of the Mice! ... thanks to George Fiske
Technology for Country Folks ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez
the Top 11 Reasons why E-Mail is like a Male Reproductive Organ ... thanks to Bill Koontz

We got a Mouse, Now What? ... thanks to Bob Ashton
Where is the ‘ANY’ Key? ... thanks to Jim Phelps
the Y zero K problem

the Y2K - Millennium Bug ... thanks to Heidi’s Jokes & Humor pages

Men, Women, Romance & the War of the Sexes etc...

37 Cool Things About Being a Man ... thanks to Bruce Brandt

101 Positions VS. 102 Excuses ... thanks to Bob Ashton
Advice for Ladies - Buy a Dog ... thanks to Aaron Trischler

the Annual Convention of Women Drivers ... thanks to Aaron Trischler

Beer turns Men into Women, Study Says ... thanks to Aaron Trischler
a (foolproof) Breast Enlargement Method? ... thanks to George Fiske

Cat or Husband? ... thanks to Bruce Brandt
the Chain Letter ... thanks to Aaron Busch
Computers... are they Masculine or Feminine? ... thanks to George Fiske

a Couple of Birds ... thanks to Bob Noble
Courses for Women ... thanks to Justin Gammino
the Dentist ... thanks to Bob Noble

if Dr. Suess was a Woman ... thanks to Joseph Turner
Don’t Step on the Ducks! ... thanks to Faith ‘n’ Humor

Drinking - Does it Impair Your Judgement? proof for: Men - Women

the Evolution of Man and Woman ...
an Example of ‘Men are from Mars & Women from Venus ... thanks to George Fiske
humor for the Fairer Sex ... thanks to Lavester Boykin
a Fairy Tale for Feminists ... thanks to Hillary Ventura

Female or Shemale ... can you tell?

the Female Orgasm vs. Male Orgasm ... thanks to Aaron Trischler
For the Ladies ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez
the Four Daughters ... thanks to Bill Koontz
the Geography of Women & Men ... thanks to Bruce Brandt
Good Drugs for Women ... thanks to Heidi’s Jokes & Humor pages
“Good Luck, Mr. Gorsky” ... thanks to Bruce Brandt
the Good Night Kiss ... thanks to Faith ‘n’ Humor
He said... She said ... thanks to Stu Gandolfo

How Fights Start ... thanks to Bruce Brandt
the Husband 1.0 operating system ... thanks to Justin Gammino

If only my wife... ... thanks to Toni Gurga
Making her feel like a Woman! (or ‘Things to Do’ on a doomed flight) ... thanks to Heidi Hickey
Male Date Rape Drug Alert! ... thanks to Stu Gandolfo
Marketing Explained ... thanks to Heidi Hickey
the Marriage Test ... thanks to Chris Knight
Math & other Insights ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez
Mens’ Rules ... thanks to Fred Balaban
the Mood Ring ... thanks to Heidi Hickey
the New Anti-Terrorist Effort! ... thanks to Bruce Brandt
On a Tampon Run ... thanks to Heidi Hickey
a Panty Hose Riddle ... thanks to David Grannis

the Perfect Gift for Guys ... thanks to Aaron Trischler
the Point System in Romance ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez
Politically Correct Terminology ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez
the Princess Frog
a Proof that Girls are Evil? ... thanks to Brian Sheppard

Reasons Men Should NOT Babysit! ... thanks to Heidi’s Jokes & Humor pages
Romantic Rhymes, or not? ... thanks to Heidi Hickey
the Serious Disease ... thanks to Bruce Brandt

How to determine the Sex of a Fish ... thanks to Bob Noble
Sexism Rampant in Nature
the Speeding Ticket ... thanks to Heidi Hickey

about Suffocating Men
Sunday Morning Sex ... thanks to Chris Knight
the Thermodynamics of Hell ... thanks to Cristina Amarillas
They Forced Martinis Down my Throat ... thanks to Lori Brewer (Mullan)

Thongs ... thanks to Bruce Brandt
the Top 10 Reasons why God Created Eve ... thanks to Jim Phelps
the Top 10 Reasons why Men Date Bimbos (instead of Nice Girls)
the Twins and the Boat ... thanks to Heidi’s Jokes & Humor pages
Two New Elements ... thanks to Bruce Brandt
the Very Bad Accident ... thanks to Chris Knight

from the Victoria’s Secret catalog ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez

Why Some Women Can NOT Fix Cars ... ... thanks to Bob Noble
Words Women Use ... thanks to Bruce Brandt
Women Bashing & other such thoughts ... thanks to Stu Gandolfo
Women Drivers ... thanks to Bruce Brandt
the Women in Kabul ... thanks to Fred Balaban

Politics, Government, Patriotism, Liberty, 9-11 & Bin Ass Hole (bin Laden)

the A, B, C’s of Gun Control ... thanks to George Fiske
the Afghan TV Guide ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez
“Ah, kids” ... thanks to Fred Balaban

the Bin Laden Shooting Gallery / (a.k.a. ‘Bin Laden Liquors’) ... thanks to A. Trischler

Blaming Guns is like ... ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez
Bushisms ... the sayings by & links about DubYa
Comparing Intelligence: Hollywood VERSUS the Bush Cabinet ... thanks to Jaryd Cavin
Clever Cats ... thanks to Joseph Chris Turner
“Clinton is no longer President” ... thanks to Pete Picanso
the Clinton Memorial Library
the Clinton Years ... thanks to Heidi Hickey

Clinton’s new dog ‘Monica’ ... thanks to Aaron Trischler

Day-Oh!!! ... come Mr. Taliban ... ... thanks to Jason Smith
the Democrat and the Republican
the Democrat’s Party Seal

Dennis Miller & commentary on ‘One Nation UNDER GOD’ ... thanks to George Fiske

Do Your Patriotic Duty! ... thanks to Justin Gammino

Don’t Ever Call Me Again Jacques ‘Iraq’ Chirac! ... thanks to Phil Clack

Electile Dysfunction ... thanks to Marcella Laddon
Famous Idiot ... thanks to Larry Elder

the First Afghan Missle Hits America ... thanks to Stu Gandolfo

Florida is ready for 2004 - Florida’s New Voting Device ... thanks to Aaron Trischler

the Florida (Palm Beach County) Ballot ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez
France to Deploy Troops to Iraq ... thanks to Fred Balaban
the French Bitch ... thanks to Fred Balaban
Great Minds Speak on the French ... thanks to Brian Sheppard
Great Slogans - Left or Right? ... thanks to ProtestWarrior.com
Guess which organization has these Incredible Statistics ... thanks to Chris Knight

the ‘Hillary’ KFC special ... thanks to Bruce Brandt
How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
I believe You Mr. President

the (Official) Iraqi Voting Form / Ballot ... thanks to Yusef Messallam

an Iraqi Voting Booth / Machine ... thanks to Yusef Messallam
Iraqi War Jokes ... thanks to Fred Balaban

the IRS new 1040 simplified tax form ... thanks to Ray Johns
Jahannem, Outer Darkness (a press release from Hell) ... thanks to Chris Muhr

the Kerry/Edwards ticket ... thanks to Brian Burleson

Monica & Bill humor page - bumper stickers - images ... thanks to anymouse

the Moron Party ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez
Noah’s Ark ... if it happened today... thanks to Sharon Sours

Osama bin Laden without his Turban ... thanks to Big Kev C.

Osama Sucks

an Osama Swing Set ... thanks to Justin Gammino
the Palm Beach Pokey ... thanks to George Fiske

a Paradox? ... thanks to John Ciezki
the Presidents in OZ ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez
Priceless
‘Profiling’ will NOT be Allowed!!! ... thanks to Chris Muhr
the Robotic Bartender ... thanks to Brian Burleson
Sent through Washington ... thanks to Bruce Brandt
Starr Wars (an oldie but goodie)
Suicide Bombing Class ... Edie Rodriguez
Taliban Singles Online ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez
Thoughts on Taxes ... thanks to Faith ‘n’ Humor
the Three Stooges ... thanks to Brian Burleson
Title Verification for the FHA Loan ... thanks to Jim Phelps
Too Much Sex or Violence? ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez
a story about Two Cows ... thanks to Bob Noble
the Unofficial State Mottos ... thanks to Jim Phelps
Usama Sucks
Voting for Dummies ... thanks to George Fiske
Welcome Saddam ... ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez
What if we Lose the War? ... thanks to Fred Balaban
What the ACLU REALLY stands for ...
the Women in Kabul ... thanks to Fred Balaban
the World According to the U.S.

Religious Humor (Nuns, Priests, Rabbis etc...)

if the Apostles Had Been Homosexual ... thanks to Kathi Henry
the Bear and the Atheist ... thanks to George Fiske
the Best Bible Salesman ... thanks to Faith ‘n’ Humor
Church Bulletin Bloopers ... thanks to Bruce Brandt
a Computer Contest Between Jesus and Satan ... thanks to Steve Hollingsworth
the Death of Mother Superior ... thanks to George Fiske
the Ethnicity of Jesus ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez
Faith ‘n’ Humor
the Fewest Nuns ... thanks to Fred Balaban
the Four Jewish Brothers ... thanks to Bob Noble
the Jewish Fathers ... thanks to Faith ‘n’ Humor
Grace the Barber ... thanks to Heidi Hickey
Jewish Humor ... thanks to Bob Noble
a Kid’s View of Theology ... thanks to Heidi Hickey
Oops, Wrong Email Address ... thanks to Sharon Sours
the Ordination of Twelve Monks ... thanks to Aaron Trischler
the Painting Nuns ... thanks to Heidi Hickey

Prayboy - the magazine for Catholic Priests ... thanks to Aaron Trischler

the Reason God Never Received Tenure at a University
a Sermon on Temperance ... thanks to Fred Balaban
the Tennis Club and the Jew ... thanks to Bob Noble
Two Priests on Vacation ... thanks to George Fiske
Why Muslims Commit Suicide ... thanks to Aaron Trischler

Science Humor (Math, Physics, Biology, Chemistry etc...)

American Ingenuity ... thanks to Heidi’s Jokes & Humor pages

Analytical Chemists in the Wild Wild West
the DHMO controversy ... thanks to Georg Romero
Getting Ready for Y5B
Math Teacher Arrested ... thanks to Joanne Arguello & Bob Noble
Math & other Insights ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez
the NERD Quotient Test (take this test & find how ‘Nerdy’ you are) ... thanks to Erin Ashwell
other useful Physics definitions & conversions ... thanks to George Fiske
the Princess Frog
Science Quotes : Space - Physics - Facts - The Bomb - Biology - Maths - Statistics - Murphy - Deep Thoughts

the Sex Life of an Electron
the Thermodynamics of Hell ... thanks to Cristina Amarillas
Two New Elements ... thanks to Bruce Brandt

Top Ten & other Lists

37 Cool Things About Being a Man ... thanks to Bruce Brandt
the Top 10 Beatles Songs Popular In Nazi Germany ... from Squelch
... your Employer has Changed to a Cheaper HMO ... thanks to Bruce Brandt
the Top 10 Reasons why God Created Eve ... thanks to Jim Phelps
the Top 11 Reasons why E-Mail is like a Male Reproductive Organ... thanks to Bill Koontz
the Top 10 Reasons why Men Date Bimbos (instead of Nice Girls)
the Top 25 Signs that You’ve Already Grown Up ... thanks to Bruce Brandt
the Top 10 Things that will get you Disbarred in Arkansas ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez

the Worst 14 Things to Say to a Police Officer ... thanks to Faith ‘n’ Humor

Wordplay - Playing with Words (puns etc...)

Alternate Definitions and New Words ... thanks to Heidi Hickey
Can You Read? ... thanks to Heidi Hickey
Church Bulletin Bloopers ... thanks to Bruce Brandt
the Dialectizer (translate into Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Pig Latin & more)
Interesting Numerology ... thanks to Jim Phelps
the Double Negative ... thanks to Bill Koontz
the Four Daughters ... thanks to Bill Koontz
Math Teacher Arrested ... thanks to Joanne Arguello & Bob Noble
Metaphors & Analogies found in High School essays ... thanks to Heidi Hickey
‘Napkins’ for “Special Occasions” ... thanks to Chris Knight
Norm Peterson Quotes ... thanks to Bruce Brandt
Odd Signs From England ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez
Original New Endings ... thanks to Kathi Henry
Politically Correct Terminology ... thanks to Edie Rodriguez
the Potato Family ... thanks to Bob Noble
the British Government’s Proxy Father program
Redneck Medical Terms

the Sex Life of an Electron
Strangely Appropriate Anagrams ... thanks to Tom Marshall
the Twins and the Boat ... thanks to Heidi’s Jokes & Humor pages
the Unofficial State Mottos ... thanks to Jim Phelps
What is it? ... thanks to Bruce Brandt
Words Women Use ... thanks to Bruce Brandt

X Rated - Raunchy, Disgusting, Gross and probably Offensive

the Clinton Memorial

the Consequences of Sex ... thanks to Toni Gurgai

A Date gone very wrong! ... thanks to Aaron Trischler

De Beer’s ... she’ll pretty much have to ... ... thanks to Aaron Trischler

Do You Like Girls or are you a HOMO? (take this test)

the Female Anatomy ... thanks to Aaron Trischler

Female or Shemale ... can you tell?

A French Commercial ... thanks to Aaron Trischler

Great Moments in Sports ... thanks to Chris Knight
Health Care Plans ... thanks to George Fiske
Just Like a Peanut ... thanks to Justin Gammino

Laid by the Best!!!

the Liquid Generation ... thanks to Lani Clough

the Male Brain
Marriage and Fishing ... thanks to Aaron Trischler

Men - You will LOVE this!!!

Osama bin Laden without his Turban ... thanks to Big Kev C.

the Perfect Woman ... thanks to Aaron Trischler
Question and Answer ... thanks to Aaron Trischler

Sperm on a Mission!

the War According to Snoop Dog ... thanks to Matt Lowe

What is She Wearing?

What You’ve Wanted to Know About Bra Sizes ... ... thanks to Bruce Brandt

Women’s View of Men

Humor Sites & Links

the Best Page in the Universe ... thanks to Joanne Arguello

the Bin Laden Shooting Gallery ... thanks to Aaron Trischler
Bushisms ... the sayings by & links about DubYa
the Camel Toe Report ... thanks to Chris Knight

Chris Hiers Cartoonery: Home - Archives this weeks: animated - still cartoon
the Clinton Memorial Library
the Darwin Awards

Day-Oh!!! ... come Mr. Taliban ... ... thanks to Jason Smith
the DHMO controversy ... thanks to Georg Romero
the Dialectizer (translate into Redneck, Jive, Cockney, Elmer Fudd, Pig Latin & more)

Dilbert

Doonesbury by G.B. Trudeau
Dumb Laws
the “Faces” of Michael Jackson ... thanks to Chris Knight
Faith ‘n’ Humor
Famous Idiot ... thanks to Larry Elder

Female or Shemale ... can you tell?
the Fry’s Electronics Employment Application... thanks to Ray Johns

Garfield by Jim Davis
Getting Ready for Y5B
Guillaume Dargaud’s humor page
Hacked Pages (not for the squeamish) ... thanks to Bill Koontz

Heidi’s Jokes & Humor pages ... thanks to Chris Knight

the Insanity Test ... thanks to Faith ‘n’ Humor
the Home Despot ... thanks to Chris Knight

Japanese Engrish ... thanks to George Fiske
Just Say Wow ... thanks to Michael Newport

Monica & Bill humor page - bumper stickers - images ... thanks to anymouse

My Cat Hates You ... thanks to Joanne Arguello

Need Some Kind Words or a Pat on the Back? ... thanks to Joanne Arguello

Non Sequitur by Wiley

Nutty Pics
the Onion (a new perspective on the news)

Osama Sucks

Pages 2 Send ... thanks to Joseph Turner

Punchbaby ... thanks to Matt Lowe
The Register ‘Biting the Hand that Feeds It’ (computer-related news from the U.K.)
the Spark
Squelch UC Berkeley’s mostly nutritious humor source

ThreeBrain - Weeeeeee ... thanks to Aaron Trischler

Usama Sucks

WryBread - Gooby Wooby ... thanks to Aaron Trischler
Zthing.Com